I just used to sit and imagine what females go through. Including the Natural Monthly wahala that if some don’t see their own copy, all hell will break loose! Like say na person send dem news! As I was saying, the one that used to burst ma head pass is the fact that some of them will spend all their lives saving that pinkie (make I call the full name?), and den one dude from no where will just come and tear the carton! Like seriously! To make it worse again is the fact that they will have one perfect gentleman by their side who they will b forming shakara for oh! Then they will go back to that random guy again for round 2! How does sh!t like dat work? How do you respect that kind of person?
Okay anoda instance, wuna go dey skul dey hustle oh!, and the whole world knows dat dis particular babe no sabi shingbain but she go comot that school leave u weh dey do na me sabi book pass (No offence, but we have some hard working sisters out there oh!) wuna dey wait make I tell wuna how dat magic happen Don’t worry! I will soon unveil it to you! But this case happens to some guys to oh! Especially the wealthy lazy ones! They be like “Guy I must get 2.1 for this school!” and u will sit there imagining how that jazz takes place. Well I don’t think that hole was given to u ladies to make us feel like we don’t know where we belong! After NYSC, some of them will call you n be asking if you can hook them up with a job! How do you want to work for someone when you have no skill! Nobody needs dead weight in their office. All they want are assets. It is not all about accumulating papers called certificates and feeling proud of yourself! Doesn’t work that way!
In a way I blame parents for what we have today and I see a worse generation coming up! Its so far from cool! The spoiling is on another level! Why do we Nigerians like doing things at the extremes! Especially mothers!!!!!! Life is not do or die, you know! There is this silent competition that goes on between families! And na momsi dem sabi ginger that nonsense pass. Because their neighbour has an ML Jeep, their husbands(our fathers) must buy their own! Because, their neigbour is renovating their house, our own must be renovated! That what I call classic 5-year-old behaviour! Females have been shopping their whole live and they still don’t have what to wear! Smh! Back to spoiling the pikins; they won’t read for exams but they want to pass! God will hang the person that created the word “expo” and then the one that started its use! Now morons, buffoons and olodos won’t go and read their books and they will b expecting “expos” on the day of the exams! Can we b long-sighted for once! What will happen tomorrow!